I flew this past weekend. I went through airport security and said to the guy, 'Is everything okay?' … - Jay Leno

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Jay Leno

I flew this past weekend. I went through airport security and said to the guy, 'Is everything okay?' He said, 'You might want to have that mole on your ass checked out. ' That seems a little personal to me.

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