What is life, but the gentle effacement of a tree shedding its leaves?
Flying from the United States to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations of people had grown up drinking it and doing the experiment in sixth grade where you put a nail into a glass of Coke and after a couple of days the nail dissolves and the teacher says: Imagine what it does to your TEETH! So Coca-Cola was solidly entrenched in the market, and the management saw no need to improve.
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with a speed of 120 mph, is a cow dropped out of a helicopter.
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.
Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
Unfortunately, what many people forget is that judges are just lawyers in robes.
Remorse is impotent; it will repeat its faults. Repentance only is a true force; it puts an end to everything.
I've got to be a little more careful. A little more careful about what I say. Don't have too many drinks.
A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.