If You can't tell it to me in one sentence, they can't put it in TV Guide.
A fool hath no dialogue within himself, the first thought carrieth him without the reply of a second.
A man that should call everything by its right name would hardly pass the streets without being knocked down as a common enemy.
The best party is but a kind of conspiracy against the rest of the nation.
True merit, like a river, the deeper it is, the less noise it makes.
Formality is sufficiently revenged upon the world for being so unreasonably laughed at; it is destroyed, it is true, but it hath the spiteful satisfaction of seeing everything destroyed with it.
I often think how much easier the world would have been to manage if Herr Hitler and Signor Mussolini had been at Oxford.
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
Every generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.
What are you using?" I asked. "Fascination or glamour?" "Both," she said, giving me a wicked smile
As soon as you think you know Clint Eastwood, you don't know Clint Eastwood.