What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?
It’s fun to be in a place where ridiculous is normal.
Editing and post-production is so important with comedy.
Being born on Halloween, there's always a party. It's a convenient birthday because you don't really have to organize a party.
If I have the TV on, it's either a Mets game or 'SportsCenter. '
Everyone seems to relate to the awkwardness of being a teenager, or even a 30-year-old.
The gospel is not about a lifestyle that we live, it's about the law-fulfilling life that Christ lived.
An accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs his ass into the future.
I would want to see the Supreme Court reverse Citizens United and get dark, unaccountable money out of our politics.
Sam- I didn't know you had a last name I thought you were like Iman or Madonna or Beyonce. You just needed the one name. Dekka- Yeah sure, me and Beyonce