News as wholesome as the morning air.
I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off.
The only reason I got into broadcasting was, I needed money to pay for my junior and senior years at college, and they hired me, those fools!
You should never wear a baseball cap when working in close quarters in the attic: You never see that beam above you!
Don't minimize the importance of luck in determining life's course.
Don't tell me what you believe in. I'll observe how you behave and I will make my own determination.
The secret to happiness, of course, is not getting what you want; it's wanting what you get.
Looking at God instantly reduces our disposition to dissent from our brother.
Freddie Mercury and Elton John are, like, two of the biggest Influences in my whole life. And probably always will be.
Alas, that we should be so unwilling to listen to the still and holy yearnings of the heart! A god whispers quite softly in our breast, softly yet audibly; telling us what we ought to seek and what to shun.
In the 2012 election, Obamacare, as it's called, and I'll be more polite - the ACA. . . was a major issue in the campaign. I campaigned all over America for two months, everywhere I could. And in every single campaign rally I said, 'We have to repeal and replace Obamacare. ' Well, the people spoke. They spoke, much to my dismay, but they spoke. And they reelected the President of the United States.