So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're … - Aziz Ansari

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So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is that why the rest of you guys are so aggressively fat and dirty? You think if you read one book and take a shower, dicks are going to just fly into your face.

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