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If General Haig is so smart, why did he finish 214th (out of 310) in his graduating class at West Point? Does that mean there are 213 generals his age who are smarter than he is?

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Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

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As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

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In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while his article is still on the presses.

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Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.

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