God is not good, or else he could do better.
A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet. . . Which reminds me a lot of myself!
Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.
If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!
In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.
Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
Consider before acting, to avoid foolishness: It is the worthless man who speaks and acts thoughtlessly.
People are hungry because they're eating empty foods. Mine are full, and so am I.
Anyone who doesn't learn from Ian Rush needs shooting.
My wife and I like to go to church if we're in town. On Sundays, I try to be as chill as I can, whether I'm watching golf or barbecuing.