When a man makes up his mind to thrash another, he must also make up his mind to be a little thrashed himself.
Great God of the Ants, thou hast granted victory to thy servants. I appoint thee honorary Colonel.
The average cooking in the average hotel for the average Englishman explains to a large extent the English bleakness and taciturnity. Nobody can beam and warble while chewing pressed beef smeared with diabolical mustard. Nobody can exult aloud while ungluing from his teeth a quivering tapioca pudding.
Art must not serve might.
I've found a place that would amaze you. People used to live there, but now it's all overgrown and no one goes there. Absolutely no one - only me. . . Just a little house and a garden. And two dogs.
As is well known, all collectors are prepared to steal or murder if it is a question of getting another piece for their collection; but this does not lower their moral character in the least.
My dear Miss Glory, Robots are not people. They are mechanically more perfect than we are, they have an astounding intellectual capacity, but they have no soul.
The world needs an enema.
I always lived with guitarists. When they would leave, I would just pick up their acoustic guitars and start doing finger picking and write.
Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow. '
Whether we live together in confidence and cohesion; with more faith and pride in ourselves and less self-doubt and hesitation; strong in the conviction that the destiny of Canada is to unite, not divide; sharing in cooperation, not in separation or in conflict; respecting our past and welcoming our future.