Even though I had a good income from my lectures, no one would give me a loan. The insanity almost drove me to sympathize with the feminist movement.
If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?
It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success.
Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.
The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time losing. Golfers are great losers.
I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this country in 1492 he brought syphilis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, influenza and Christianity. The diseases were curable.
I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more.
Whoever mocks his brother for a sin they repented from will not die till he himself falls into the same sin.
Things are such that someone lifting a cup, or watching the rain, petting a dog, or singing, just singing - could be doing as much for this universe as anyone.
When the fact doesn't meet the theory then let go the theory.
Find yourself for courage and confidence are as easy as breathing to the person who really knows who he is.