If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is … - Ray Romano

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I tried to read the Bible, I did, but it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings.

Ray Romano

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.

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I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.

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The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.

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When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again. " Congratulations, you're ready (to have children).

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Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.

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