The cultivated person's first duty is to be always prepared to rewrite the encyclopedia.
Golf's the only sport that comes with a slave.
My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be walking down the street one day and i could be hit by a bus. " Maybe if you quit smoking you could cross the street a hell of a lot faster.
Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have?
Jews don't dunk. It's in the bible.
I know numbers are beautiful. If they aren't beautiful, nothing is.
Too much, too little, too late, to ever try again. Too much, too little, too late, let's end it being friends.
Take the job or the project that scares you a little. It's the one with the most to teach you.
Don't grow accustomed to living with less, doing less, and being less to the point that you eventually sit back and accept it.