Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida … - Paula Poundstone

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Our fathers waged a bloody conflict with England, because they were taxed without being represented. This is just what unmarried women of property are now.

Paula Poundstone

Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats.

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