We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits. - Dane Cook

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None of us works entirely in a vacuum. Unless you are uncompromisingly working to please yourself you must think to whom your photography is directed and how is it likely to be received.

Dane Cook

We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.

Cry, Lie, Lying, Painful, Take

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I'm interested in doing anything and everything that I can to squeeze the creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm kind of a performance rat, that's what I want to do, I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. I just love putting creativity into a performance.

Brain, Creativity, Guess, Love Is, Squeeze

Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.

Brain, Constipation, People, Running, Runs

Comedy crowds - we always want to come out and ask you, 'How you feeling?' We always say that, 'By a round of applause, how do you feel?' Right? 'By a round of applause, how you feeling?' It's the only place in the world that you judge how you're feeling by a round of applause. . . There's never like a car accident, people all over the ground, people running over - 'Ma'am! Ma'am! By a round of applause, how do you feel? By a round of applause - she's not clapping!

Ask, Car, Judging, Round, Running

You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn't include reactions, interactions or transactions if you're thinkin' loophole.

Accept, Acceptance, Action, Loophole, Responsibility, Transactions

It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.

Falling In Love, Feelings, Incredible, Incredibles, Know, Love

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None of us works entirely in a vacuum. Unless you are uncompromisingly working to please yourself you must think to whom your photography is directed and how is it likely to be received.

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People thought I was dead. But I wasn't. I was just directing The A-Team.

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I wanted to write something visual that I could read to the children. This was when I created the idea of Redwall Abbey in my imagination. As I wrote, the idea grew, and the manuscript along with it.

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Music gave me a sense that I was worthwhile and that I had something of value to offer the world even though everybody was telling me that I didnt.

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"Let is Roll" is like - well, it was like me thinking of a human being in its purest form. That form being a baby where there's nothing there - well, unless I guess you believe that something comes along attached. It depends on what you believe.

Baby, Believe, Purest, Roll, Thinking, Unless