Millions of Americans are either underemployed or unemployed
If you have a good date, it's nice to text them afterward to say "thanks. " But if they were totally lame, it's fun to text "unsubscribe. "
Don't sit back and be a bystander of your own life
People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it's one or the other.
When a girl says, 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' just know that she had it planned from the minute she shaved
If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an alcoholic.
Wendy warmed my heart, earned my trust, touched my soul, and then touched me in a lot of other places. And right after we'd slept together for the very first time she looked up at me with her chocolate-brown, trustworthy doe eyes and said, "I've got herpes. I thought you should know.
Don't run back inside, darlin', you know just what I'm here for. So you're scared and you're thinkin' we ain't that young any more. . . Show a little faith! There's magic in the night. You ain't a beauty, but hey, you're all right.
And this is the third place car about to lap the second place car.
Writing a book is a horrible, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness.
The basic line in any good verse is cadenced. . . building it around the natural breath structures of speech.