You should celebrate the end of a love affair as they celebrate death in New Orleans, with songs, laughter, dancing and a lot of wine.
A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.
Nature makes all the noblemen; wealth, education, or pedigree never made one yet.
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
I have terrible short-term memory loss, which I like to think of as Presidential eligibility.
Skin diseases are something doctors like, the patient neither dies nor gets well.
A wise reader reads the book of genius not with his heart, not so much with his brain, but with his spine. It is there that occurs the telltale tingle.
I need to brush my teeth. And I need a shower. " He grinned, hopping off the bike. "Now that is an invitation.