Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark.
I have not heard from President Barack. I've never gotten a phone call.
I had a twin, and he didn't make it.
In the clubs, it's all out and you can say whatever as the character. TV has standards.
As comedians, we have the opportunity to convey a message that will have an effect. The best can make you laugh and cry, the way musicians and actors can.
Im known for impressions and family stories.
Maybe they should go back to wooden sticks.
Men have no right to what is not reasonable, and to what is not for their benefit.
It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success.
May today be filled With bright hopes for the future And happy memories of the past