I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!
In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of years ago, A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd ground out to second for him.
If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?
Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
A man assumes that a woman's refusal is just part of a game. Or, at any rate, a lot of men assume that. When a man says no, it's no. When a woman says no, it's yes, or at least maybe. There is even a joke to that effect. And little by little, women begin to believe in this view of themselves.
Count Olaf certainly does sound evil. Imagine forcing children to stand near a stove!
Man lives between the infinitely large and the infinitely small.
If you think there's something you need in order to be happy, then you believe in lack. Then believing you lack, you will create more lack.