I'm not scared of spiders at all. I'm the spider killer in the house.
When I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls really love that.
I'm interested in doing anything and everything that I can to squeeze the creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm kind of a performance rat, that's what I want to do, I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. I just love putting creativity into a performance.
Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.
Comedy crowds - we always want to come out and ask you, 'How you feeling?' We always say that, 'By a round of applause, how do you feel?' Right? 'By a round of applause, how you feeling?' It's the only place in the world that you judge how you're feeling by a round of applause. . . There's never like a car accident, people all over the ground, people running over - 'Ma'am! Ma'am! By a round of applause, how do you feel? By a round of applause - she's not clapping!
You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn't include reactions, interactions or transactions if you're thinkin' loophole.
It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.
If there's a poster boy for the fact that all essays are written through personae, it's Crèvecoeur.
I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while.
If we're not counting kids' movies - because my kid is constantly watching The Jungle Book - I would have to say Wall Street.
A man who keeps company with glaciers comes to feel tolerably insignificant by and by.