Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
I don't get mad, I get even.
Evil must always be fought.
A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.
When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone —‘I didn’t mean to startle her
Fear makes idiots out of us all, at some time or other.
Want to play some Battleship?” I wasn’t leaving him alone with that thing in there. Chad armed himself with a notebook, and we went to war. Historically, war has often been used as a distraction for problems at home.
I've been very lucky to work with a lot of amazingly supportive directors.
Sugar, rum and tobacco are commodities which are nowhere necessaries of life, which are become objects of almost universal consumption, and which are therefore extremely proper subjects of taxation.
I wonder if we are all wrong about each other, if we are just composing unwritten novels about the people we meet?
Ye lover of the picturesque, if ye wish to drown your grief, take my advice and visit the ancient town of Crieff.