The highest art is no art. The highest form is no form
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
All of us have schnozzles. . . if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.
My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head.
Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too.
In fact, I think for a lot of writers, it's so hard to be read.
First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash.
No one in our society needs to be told that exercise is good for us. Whether you are overweight or have a chronic illness or are a slim couch potato, you've probably heard or read this dictum countless times throughout your life. But has anyone told you-indeed, guaranteed you-that regular physical activity will make you happier? I swear by it.
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?