I think sandals should be burnt. I hate them - purge them!
I'm a wizard and I know it.
You sometimes think you want to disappear, but all you really want is to be found.
When lifes seems hopeless, rearrange things for a dose of dopeness.
Don't let the sadness from the past and fear of the future ruin the happiness of the present.
I hope they understand that I really understand That they don't understand
I just wanna go on more adventures. Be around good energy. Connect with people. Learn new things. Grow
Well, this week's peeve might be. . . when art writers talk about an artist's 'efforts,' meaning their work. It always sounds patronizing to me, like 'I'll give you an E for effort. ' How about the artist's 'effortlessnesses' instead? It's certainly something, or at least the appearance of something, that I aspire to myself.
Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems.
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!