I miss my wife's cooking, as often as I can - Henny Youngman

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I certainly can't speak for all cultures or all societies, but it's clear that in America, poetry serves a very marginal purpose. It's not part of the cultural mainstream.

Henny Youngman

I miss my wife's cooking, as often as I can

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