Negotiation is not a policy. It's a technique. It's something you use when it's to your advantage, and something that you don't use when it's not to your advantage.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
We ought to change the legend on our money from "In God We Trust" to "In Money We Trust. " Because, as a nation, we've got far more faith in money these days than we do in God.
Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs to the government.
Old men declare war because they have failed to solve complex political and economic problems.
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
The proper method of playing mixed doubles is to swipe the ball accidentally and straight at the woman opponent as hard and as accurately as possible. Male players must not only retain equanimity on their side of the net, but create dissension on the other.
When stuck, hit the road.
I always like to see a person stand up to a golf ball as though he were perfectly at home in its presence.
When you're my age, you'll see that it is wiser to make your own decisions than let time make decisions for you.
It is not the custom of kings to kill kings.