Really now, search your soul, lovie-is the vampire so bad? All he does is drink blood.
If you can't fight and you can't flee, flow.
It's important to run not on the fast track, but on your track. Pretend that you have only six months to live, and make three lists: the things you have to do, want to do, and neither have to do nor want to do. Then, for the rest of your life, forget everything on the third list.
Rule number one is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule number two is, it's all small stuff.
I'm a pro! No, what I mean is I have performed with the Royal Shakespeare Company in England. I have been all over the place. I have studied theatre for seven years.
When you have to work, work with a smile.
Never take more than your share - whether of the road in driving your car, of chairs on a boat or seats on a train, or food at the table.
I actually love. . . Well I love both of them [Paris Hilton or Britney Spears] but I really love Paris Hilton. I interviewed her once, she had a record coming out. She was DJing and promoting that. It was actually only a couple of years ago. She had her persona in tact when I was interviewing her and then after we broke she came for a cigarette with me and I just found it so. . . she's so intelligent and interesting and obviously is playing the game.