There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.
If you're not willing to go too far, you'll never go far enough in life.
They'll tell you failure is not an option. That is ridiculous, failure is always an option. Failure is the most readily available option at all times. But it's a choice. You can choose to fail or you can choose to succeed.
You're looking at the reflection of perfection. You're looking at the man who gets all your attention. You're looking at the man with the biggest arm. At the man, with the greatest charm, the man in Chicago who will do harm to the guy three doors down. Whatcha gonna do, when you know who? How ya gonna deal, with the man of steel? How ya gonna react to Sonnen's attack?
Listen Wanderlei, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you'll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of night vision goggles I bought in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine. I'll pick the lock to the master room door, take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your 'jiu-jitsu'. I'll take said quote unquote photograph, post it at dorksfrombrazil. com, password - not required, username - not required. That, Wanderlei, is how you threaten someone. Dummy.
Wanderlei Silva, six feet tall and 205 pounds, boy, until I met you, I didn't know they could stack crap that high.
When you’re the best fighter in the world today, they don’t call you a great fighter. They call you Chael Sonnen.
I like Akon, I like some of Lil Wayne when he uses that funky voice. Anything progressive.
Don't send your kids to Baylor. And don't send your kids to [Texas] A&M. . . Texas A&M used to be a conservative university. It's lost all of its conservatism. . . . My daughter went there. You know, she had horrible experiences with coed dorms and guys who spent the weekends in the rooms with girls.
All my brothers, my brothers-in-law, they're always telling me what a good-hearted guy I am. You don't get to be good-hearted by accident. You get kicked around long enough, you get to be a real professor of pain.
I can bear any pain as long as it has meaning.