I probably shouldn't brag, but dag I amaze and astonish.
Ignore everything a politician says before the word but.
A politician will always tip off his true belief by stating the opposite at the beginning of the sentence. For maximum comprehension, do not start listening until the first clause is concluded. Begin instead at the word 'BUT' which begins the second, or active, clause. This is the way to tell a liberal from a conservative - before they tell you. Thus: 'I have always believed in a strong national defense, second to none, but. . . (a liberal, about to propose a $20 billion defense cut).
John Connally's conversion to the GOP raised the intellectual level of both parties.
The amount of quaint, authentic, rustic charm varies inversely with the pounds per square inch of water pressure in the shower.
You are already one with God; you want to become consciously aware of it.
Anything that is within you is a gift. To be able to take possession of that and say, "Whatever it is, I am bigger than it," is to learn to cherish even the hard and painful things.
How noble. Oh we would fell many. . . -you with magic and blade, whilst my weapons would be tooth and claw-but it would be futile in the end. They are too numerous. . . . We cannot defeat them, only be defeated. - Saphira
My American strength coach said he liked me better before I could speak English.