Well the truth is, Republicans didn't just lose a few elections, we lost our way.
When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do standup, it's silent.
Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.
I got off Twitter, because I started feeling like it was not adding anything positive into my life. If anything, it was more negative. But now I'm back on it because it can be fun. I think, as an actor and a public figure, it's a different experience when you put yourself out there in that way. I think it can be a great tool, and that part I'm comfortable with. But the part that's kind of more personal, that part I'm still struggling with, because I don't really want people to know everything about me.
I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.
If you feel like a weirdo, it's okay because weirdos rule the world.
It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.
All those clean, fresh starts had made me forget what it was like, until now, to be messy and honest and out of control. To be real.
The model for an NHL without fighting is right there in front of us. The [playoffs are] the time of year that fans love best; when the best hockey is played. . . [The] enforcers don't play. Even mini-enforcers. . . remain on the bench. Teams and coaches can't afford anything stupid and unpredictable. . . With no one to fight back for them, players go harder into the corners, more determinedly to the front of the net. If they want to fire up the crowd and their teammates, they have to do it themselves. And in the playoffs, they do.
We cut him off and there was nowhere for him to go but out of bounds. . . It's still the greatest move I've ever seen in basketball, the all-time greatest.
Love is a clash of lightnings