I had an IQ test. The results came back negative. - Woody Allen

Same topic Authors

Quote of the day

Pop stars exist in a different space, one not necessarily tied to a patriotism. So Rihanna is everyone's. She doesn't just belong to America, even though she's a creation of America.

Woody Allen

I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

Back, Came, God, Negative, Results, Stupidity

Same Author Quotes

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Inspirational, Inspiring, Percent, Positive, Showing, Success

Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.

Action, Class, File, God, Jobs, Terrible

Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.

Afternoon, Kissed, Never Been Kissed, Parisian, Rainy

Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.

Beautiful, Funny, Like, Love, Reincarnation

Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

Continue, Errors, Funny, Keyboard, Life, Press

Similar Quotes

Jonas Carpignano

Pop stars exist in a different space, one not necessarily tied to a patriotism. So Rihanna is everyone's. She doesn't just belong to America, even though she's a creation of America.

America, Patriotism, Rihanna, Space, Stars

Stuart Appleby

I always say golf's a really good exposer of a player's personality.

Exposer, Golf, Good, Personality, Player

Wendy Cope

Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.

Bloody, Christmas, Earth, Men, Peace, Raise

Marshall B. Rosenberg

If we become skilled in giving ourselves empathy, we often experience in just a few seconds a natural release of energy which then enables us to be present with the other person. If this fails to happen, however, we have a couple of other choices.

Choices, Couple, Enables, Giving, Person, Skilled

Milton Friedman

A free society releases the energies and abilities of people to pursue their own objectives. It prevents some people from arbitrarily suppressing others. It does not prevent some people from achieving positions of privilege, but so long as freedom is maintained, it prevents those positions of privilege from becoming institutionalized; they are subject to continued attack by other able, ambitious people.

Ambitious, Attack, Long, People, Society