How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
I'm Jewish. I've always had a thing where it's okay to dance with the devil, just don't become the devil.
I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my stuff.
Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.
Find something that you want to do when you're 60. Find your passion. Your passion, your work, whatever it is that you want to do. Find something that you would do, even if you didn't get paid. Whether it's an art or whether is something that you're passionate about.
I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.
I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.
Always play for the worst case scenario. . If it is the best you'll win anyway
People are reluctant to talk about old age and death because they are afraid of emotion, and they willingly avoid the things they feel most emotional about, though these are the very things they most need to talk about.
I wasn't a bad person who needed to become good. . . I was DEAD and needed to be brought to life! (Ephesians 2:1-10)
Yoga is an internal practice. the rest is just a circus.