Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.
Once journalists have been rifling through your dustbins, you do try and keep them at arms' length.
It's evolve or die, really, you have to evolve, you have to move on otherwise it just becomes stagnant.
I was thinking - if we get a cell with a trouser press, we can make cheese toasties.
It's not supposed to be easy, if it's easy, it's no good, that's the way I look at it.
Who needs drugs when you have Takeshi's Castle?
My life has been, I suppose, the most incredible series of highs and lows.
Bush senior used to say that we have more will than wallet. So he urged the country to attack poverty with a thousand points of light, none of which could be eaten.
I had a hundred and seventeen days in which to convince Will Traynor that he had a reason to live.
Whether or not Afghanistan would be a peaceful nation-state had we not gone into Iraq I doubt. Afghanistan is going to be Afghanistan, no matter how hard we try to make it something else.
The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.