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We may explain success mainly by one word and that word is WORK! WORK!! WORK!!! WORK!!!!

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Henny Youngman

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. . . You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

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