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Even when we get what we addictively want, our wanting to keep things that way automatically creates a new addiction.

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If we had known there was biting in soccer, we would have started watching years ago.

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If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats.

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A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena.

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Scientists have determined that the most irritating sound to the human ear is the sound of a knife cutting a glass bottle. And the second-worst sound is a fork scratching a glass bottle. Evidently they did all their research at the Picnic for Morons.

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Ben & Jerry's ice cream will try to make some marijuana ice cream, resulting in thousands of people simultaneously getting and curing ice cream headaches.

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NASA scientists announced the discovery of 50 new planets, among them what they're calling Super Earth. It's indistinguishable from regular earth until it removes its glasses.

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