Don't be on the side of the angels, it's too lowering.
Why go through life feeling cheated? It does nothing but make you bitter.
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.
Silence equals nonexistence. If I don't raise my voice, it's like I never existed.
I get up around 7 a. m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs for a walk and commence with my work.
It's okay for you to have relationships, but it's not okay to talk about them. It's not okay to be out or to be public about it. It's not okay to be photographed with your partner.
I've spent so much time feeling ugly and being treated as ugly as a result. But I changed my attitude and said, “I’m beautiful because I love everybody as much as I can. I’m beautiful because I have wonderful friends. And I’m beautiful because I say I am. I’ve earned it, and I’m gonna be it.
When I was growing up, I wasn't taught how to feel or communicate feelings.
I'm pretty normal. Tthe type of day I love is just like everybody else's. I'm like everybody else.
Things go wrong all the time; you can't be precious about it.
I wish to God that she [principal Dawn L. Hochsprung] had had an M-4 in her office, locked up so when she heard gunfire, she pulls it out. . . and takes him out and takes his head off before he can kill those precious kids.