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True friends are never forgotten, they live within our hearts and souls. . . . forever , and always , dancing on our stage of memories.

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They're like ''You're an alcoholic. '' I go ''No, I'm not. '' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?

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They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.

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I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.

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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.

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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.

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I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.

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