I try to eat healthy.
I like the idea that there's no censorship, because it's consistent with my views that we live in a free society and people ought to be able to express their views.
I create this persona for the show. And that's what it is. I'm an act.
TV is a huge draw. It's a magnet. Even when I was a policeman, if I was on a police scene and the news showed up, I'd race home to see if I would be on TV for 2 seconds!
I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.
Vegetarianism is a good idea.
I can't imagine anybody who has spoken to more, or presented more non-famous people on television in the history of the world.
[. . . . . ] most of the environmental hype [regarding global warming] is really to help bring about Karl Marx's dream (nightmare) of a Communist world. " [by reduction, and ultimately elimination of private property rights
The undisciplined are slaves to moods, appetites and passions
Always look at what your goal is. Understand that there are going to be days when you feel like crap. There are going to be days where you feel like "I don't want to do this" but you've got to understand what you're doing it for.
Not every lake dreams to be an ocean. Blessed are the ones who are happy with whom they are.