A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk.
You didn't get past something like that, you go through it -- and for that reason alone, I understood more about her than she ever would have guessed.
All I know is that I carried you for nine months. I fed you, I clothed you, I paid for your college education. Friending me on Facebook seems like a small thing to ask in return.
It seems to me that no matter what religion you subscribe to, acts of kindness are the stepping-stones to making the world a better place--because we become better people in it.
The wolves knew when it was time to stop looking for what they'd lost, to focus instead on what was yet to come.
Seeing her sitting there unresponsive makes me realize that silence has a sound.
How could you go about choosing something that would hold the half of your heart you had to bury?
The more men you've had, the more I love you.
In this country we find it pays to shoot an admiral from time to time to encourage the others.
Words don't come easily, like forgive me.
The British are coming, the British are coming! Mr. President! We need the National Guard! We need as many men as you can spare because we are killing the Patriots! So call the dogs off! Send the National Guard, please! They need emergency help! Please! Help!