Most people in America think Art is a man's name.
I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.
I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.
I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are. ' And then I brighten up.
I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.
I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.
Once the music gets in you, it doesn't leave you.
I got kind of tired of playing, I think. But I think it will be part of my life again, maybe.
I had never expected that the China initiative would come to fruition in the form of a Ping-Pong team.
From my experience working with comedians, there is that competitive aspect. With actors, for instance, they don't want to look competitive even if they are, whereas comedians, I think, are openly happy to play on the idea that they all compete with each other to get the laughs. There's something about comedy, I think, that encourages that. There's this kind of schoolboy sense of wanting to top the other person that we play off of to show them competing for who's smarter or cleverer.
I'd love to direct commercials on Caribbean beacheswith luscious women rubbing on suntan lotion, but all I get arethese documentary-type things.