Same topic Authors
Quote of the day

If it was true that moss did not have roots, and maternal love could grow spontaneously, as if from nothing, perhaps I had been wrong to believe myself unfit to raise my daughter. Perhaps the unattached, the unwanted, the unloved, could grow to give love as lushly as anyone else.

Popular Topics
Fly, Teacher, Once Upon A Time, Education, Quite, Reality, Inspired, Football, Looking For Love, Think, Art, Movie Love, Organization, Stage, Inspirational Life, Justice, Identity, Journey, I Like You, Scholar, Diamond, Things, Life Is Like, Living My Life, House, Music, Peace Love, Life, Hope, Memorable, Value Of Life, Ocean, Glory, Character, Disco, Beach, Today, Home, Involve, Butterfly, Wonderful, Feelings, Angry, Creative, Motor, Period, Peace And Love, Worry, Air, Intelligent
J. B. Smoove

I live in New York right now but I'm originally from my daddy's nuts. We all are. Think about, we the lucky ones - we made it. You all are winners. That's the first race you ever won.

Live, Lucky, New York, Race, Thinking, Won
Same Author Quotes

You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of a comic. Who else has that power?

Motivation, Trying, Pants, Power, Crap

I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.

Chance, Funny, Funny Videos, People, Site, Website

Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove.

Dancer, Groove, Hip Hop, Names, Smoove, Used

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power wash his ass, f-ck my mail up, I don't care.

Gardening, House, Life, Wife

You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That's because of gravity.

Bread, Butter, Fall, Gravity, Peanut Butter, Pieces
Similar Quotes