Today's girls are tomorrow's women - and leaders.
Lobsters one of the only animals that have to put up with being alive in the restaurant. If you go to a steakhouse, folks - no cow tank.
A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensitive, liberal people who are always yelling about people's freedom of speech and expression, unless you happen to say something that pisses them off.
In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.
The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.
A bunch of money-grubbin', greenhouse-gasing, seal-clubbing, oil-drilling, Bible-thumping, missile-firing, right-to-life-ing, lethal-injecting hypocrites. People whose idea of a good time is strapping a dead panda to a Lincoln Navigator and running over everybody in the gay parade.
Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.
The ref was vertically 15 yards away.
Whenever feasible, pick your team on character, not skill. You can teach skills; you can't teach character.
A garden scheme should have a backbone - a central idea beautifully phrased.
I hate it when people let me down, when things are temporary. I think that's why I want to be an architect. " "To build something permanent," I said. "A monument to last a thousand years.