May God grant us a desire for God that supersedes all other desires.
I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class.
The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house.
Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week
The most important thing about writing a book is having book parties.
When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it
I'm working when I'm fighting with my wife. I constantly ask myself-how can I use this stuff to literary advantage.
It could be fun to sing with Prince or Michael Jackson. Justin Timberlake has an amazing new sound now
In moments of pain, we seek revenge.
I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.
Let us not overstrain our talents, lest we do nothing gracefully: a clown, whatever he may do, will never pass for a gentleman. [Fr. , Ne forcons point notre talent; Nous ne ferions rien avec grace: Jamais un lourdaud, quoi qu'il fasse, Ne saurit passer pour galant. ]