I've learned to look like I'm listening to long confusing plots of cartoons and comic books when I'm … - Patricia Heaton

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I was twenty-nine years old and I wasn't a very good poet and I wasn't a very good novelist, [so] I thought I would try writing a play, which seems to have worked out a little better.

Patricia Heaton

I've learned to look like I'm listening to long confusing plots of cartoons and comic books when I'm actually sound asleep or making grocery shopping lists in my head.

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