Ideally, you don't speak until you have something honest to say.
Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.
Maybe in 10 years,I'll only be doing "classical" comedy. Or crashing my car into trees.
I like doing all different types of comedy - stand-up, sketch, movies, TV. I like to try everything.
Cats are unpredictable because they're wild and domestic at the same time. Watching a cat's behavior is like a small window into the wild.
I feel like marriage is a sacred institution that should only be between a man and a woman. If a gay couple wants to be married, why can't they just be satisfied with a civil union? Why do they have to get "married"?
I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke completely at someone else's expense. Even though I think he does it better than anyone else, I don't love. . . Well, it's different with Sacha Baron Cohen, but that whole thing where you're "punking" people? I don't like that. I don't like doing it, and I don't particularly find it funny when the joke is on a person who doesn't know they're being set up.
I didn't want to be on a major label. I wanted all the attention and the noise to go away because I wanted to be something a little bit more substantial.
The duke sounded like he was trying to convince himself. “Have you ever done this before?” “Set up someone by pretending to be someone else? Sure. Pretended to get killed? Not so much.
It takes a lot of rehearsing for a man to be himself.
My concentration and focus level tends to go down sometimes when I'm in a bad mood.