Sentences or solutions occur to me in the shower, or while running on the treadmill, or riding on the subway.
We didn't Make this World we're just the Poor Fools who are living in it.
And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.
You like blue eyes, huh?" "Yes. I do. I like blue eyes.
If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.
A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about
So many things I'm not, and so few things I am.
The Andrians were the first of the islanders to refuse Themistocles' demand for money. He had put it to them that they would be unable to avoid paying, because the Athenians had the support of two powerful deities, one called Persuasion and the other Compulsion. The Andrians had replied that Athens was lucky to have two such useful gods, who were obviously responsible for her wealth and greatness; unfortunately, they themselves, in their small & inadequate land, had two utterly useless deities, who refused to leave the island and insisted on staying; and their names were Poverty and Inability.
If people are not smoking, they'll probably be drinking more.
The greatest object in the universe, says a certain philosopher, is a good man struggling with adversity; yet there is still a greater, which is the good man who comes to relieve it.
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.