Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.
All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.
My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.
Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.
Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.
I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis.
There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.
Life is like writing with a pen. You can cross out your past but you can't erase it.
People say be safe and I hate that, so I go to Skate Lab with no pads
What do I want in a doctor? Perhaps more than anything else-a friend with special knowledge.