Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery. - Brendon Small

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Nothing in all the world is so good as the knowledge and love of Christ, and no pleasure that can be enjoyed equal to the joy of serving Him with all one's heart.

Brendon Small

Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery.

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