The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the quacking duck gets shot.
In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That's what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn't have a stupid opinion about it.
They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
God, please help us remember that all the darkness in the world cannot snuff out the light of one little candle. Help us to keep lighting our little candles until a mighty torch of justice sweeps our nation and the world.
Today we say all art is political. But I'd say all art has to do with ethics. Which after all really comes to the same thing. It's a matter of attitudes.
It is because the doctrine of human unity based on the spiritual oneness of all beings, is not propagated in the right manner that we have today many divisions leading to many conflicts.
It means you never know what's going to happen,' I said. 'You do your best, then take your chances. Everything else is beyond our control.