God is busy and has no time for you.
I'm for mechanical art. When I took up silk screening, it was to more fully exploit the preconceived image through the commercial techniques of multiple reproduction.
I think everybody should like everybody.
I can never get over when you're on the beach how beautiful the sand looks and the water washes it away and straightens it up and the trees and the grass all look great. I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.
Good business is the best art of all.
I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it.
Well I've made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it's probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I've known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we've been friends. About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
Please don't run away. And, um, I'd rather you didn't kick me again either.
If I had been a winger, I might have been daydreaming and thinking about how to keep my kit clean for next week.
The extreme self-sacrifice characteristic of group-selected species such as ants and bees can often be found among soldiers.