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Getting started as a volunteer anywhere can be a challenge to a lot of people. The biggest hurdle is that people think they have to give all of their spare time. But if you only have a half hour, you can still make a difference. Assisting with small tasks is invaluable.

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Richard Jeni

I met a girl, we ate, we drank, had sex, got married, had affairs, broke up - God, what a night that was!

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