Michael Jackson is what happens when you keep fixin' it until it's broke! - Richard Jeni

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Conservatives are fond of pointing out there are problems in this world can't be solved by throwing money at them. There are even more that can't be solved by dropping bombs on them.

Richard Jeni

Michael Jackson is what happens when you keep fixin' it until it's broke!

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